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"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

The Royal Wii.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Jenga!!!

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

God playing with dolls.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'How about a game of cards?'

She's leaving me all her money.'

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'