Inheritance Gamer Mugs

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Jenga!!!

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

God playing with dolls.

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

She's leaving me all her money.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.