Inheritance Adventurer Mugs

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

Otto the SmartyCar!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"I'm after the history section."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'