Inheritance Adventurer Prints

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Halo Frisbee.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I'm after the history section."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."