Ancestry Adventurer Mugs

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

Geneology Service: 'I'm afraid you fall into our 'better off not knowing' category....'

'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

When you said you were going to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET.

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

F&E Genealogy. We we share a family tree, a few squirrelly characters are likely to fall out.

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

Dysfunctional Family Tree.

Genealogy. Being a genealogist is a very satisfying job. I show people who their ancestors are and how they lived. My clients learn about their family's place in history! I always start a genealogical search by compiling marriage records. Of course, that makes sense ... You begin the examination of a family tree by counting the rings!

"Just your resume. We're not interested in the DNA testing."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

B**tard, B**tard & B**tard - Genealogists

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"I took one of those DNA test kits and turns out we are our ancestors."

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Have I ever showed you our family tree?"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

Man: 'My Family tree is overrun with Woodpeckers.'

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

I traced my family back to the ark.

'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'

Genealogy. Being a genealogist is a very satisfying job. I show people who their ancestors are and how they lived. My clients learn about their family's place in history! I always start a genealogical search by compiling marriage records. Of course, that makes sense ... You begin the examination of a family tree by counting the rings!

"She was right....I AM a pig!"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'I just wanted to hear about him - I didn't want to see him!'

At the Museum

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'