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"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Victorian Gentleman

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Let them eat cake!

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Lady in Blue Dress

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Cost of Terror.

Nell in a faint

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'