Inheritance Discussion Gifts

'I have major trust issues - my father didn't leave me one...'

Contest of wills.

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Critical Illness

"Chaunce! It's for you!"

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Wow, not bad! The only thing I'm likely to inherit is a pigsty...'

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'One day, all this will be yours, Son. As far as the eye can see.'

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'One day, son, all this will be yours - unless, of course, they knock it down!'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”