Inheritance Celebration Pillows

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'He has his father's feet.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Proud Mum.

Latinos in the USA

Two hands holding a picture of a girl.

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."