Ancestry Celebration Pillows

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A man looks up at the earth

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'One of my forebears.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

Two hands holding a picture of a girl.

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

First Marriage.

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Don't look down on me, Buster, my ancestors were dinosaurs...what were yours?"

"Our new employee Thomson's great-great-grandfather was Russian, his great-grandmother Greek,his great-grandfather German and his mother Spanish."

'I'm reclaiming my roots.'

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"The test results indicate you're the descendant of a parade float."

'Your DNA test results are now in.'