Ingredient Spotting Pillows

All Natural Nothing

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Diet considerations.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Secret Family Recipes

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"