Ingredient Skeptic Mugs

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Please don't kill me."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Too much Omega 3.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

Lite Beer.

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

Secret Family Recipes

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.