Food Safety Skeptic Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our food safety skeptic mugs feature witty sayings and humorous designs that make every coffee break a little more fun and a lot more safe-keeping.

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"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over." mockup

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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Kitchen Kapers

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Honest Vending

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

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"Please don't kill me."

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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon mockup

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes. mockup

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

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'Don't worry it's organic...'

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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Gullib-Os

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The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

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Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry mockup

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

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"I'm going in."

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"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

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"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?" mockup

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

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Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old' mockup

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

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"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..." mockup

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

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"The penicillin looks good."

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.' mockup

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

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"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"There's a big green giant at the door!" mockup

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

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A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own. mockup

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

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Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research mockup

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

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"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in" mockup

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.' mockup

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

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"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs." mockup

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

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Our Troubled Chowders

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'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?' mockup

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

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Food Safety Skeptic Mugs Collection

Food Safety Skeptic Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillow to showcase their cautious personality and add comfort to their favorite space.

Food Safety Skeptic Prints

Browse our collection of witty prints that highlight the fun of being a food safety skeptic—ideal for their kitchen or office decor.

Food Safety Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our amusing t-shirts that celebrate food safety skepticism with wit and style—perfect for their wardrobe.