Ingredient Origin Detective Mugs

"Is the MSG local?"

Toadstools

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Honest Vending

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Diet considerations.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

Secret Family Recipes

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...