Infrastructure Worker Pillows

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Pipe Dream.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"We need a union!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'