Construction Worker Pillows

"Escher! Get your ass up here."

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

Health and safety nightmare.

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

"My contractor told me Rome would only take a day."

'Someday I'm going to quite this dam job.'

Men Looking Down a Hole

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'

Accident Free Days 14?3.

'I think we need to take another look at your risk-management strategy.'

The Contract & The Change Orders.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

'I knew it!! I just KNEW IT!!! - I KNEW we should have filled out a confined space entry permit!!'

'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Safety First.

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

Man putting up accident prevention sign falls off ladder.

"Get down to sales and move the goalposts."

"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"

Job Safety - Valves.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for over five years!'

Work Safety - Ladders.

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'