Information Addict Prints

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

World news

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Television Readers.

National Everything Awareness Day

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Noooooooooooo!"

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

The end of election 2016

EU Deal

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'