Information Addict Mugs

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

World news

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Television Readers.

National Everything Awareness Day

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The end of election 2016

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

EU Deal

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."