Information Junkie Prints

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

I Heart Data

'To avoid lawsuits tonight's news will not name names.'

Books and Phones

Balancing Digital and Paper News

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

I so completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus. How am I wrong? You're wrong, because every day we manage dozens of alerts, emails, texts, channels, websites, blogs and social networks. We've evolved into a species of jugglers, Randy. Jugglers have to have tremendous nevermind. "Tremendous nevermind"? This is just way too long to have one conversation about the same thing.

'Doesn't that anchorman look well informed?'

Johnson & Johnson vaccine sales

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Trump pardons

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Away with the warmonger!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.