Information Access Pillows

Freedom of information guarded by sharks and barbed wire.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Useless information"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Wikipedia...

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Spelling a newspaper

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Down With Wikipedia

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

The weightless office.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

The Wiki Man.

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Questions Online

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

Information

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

Username/Password

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

Information and Still don't get it.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

The Internet...

Information: "Tell me anything, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with Donald Trump."

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"But you really can't trust the media."

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

Book computer.