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'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Not that net!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Wikipedia...

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Spelling a newspaper

Down With Wikipedia

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Censorship.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

The Wiki Man.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Google Magazine

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Free Internet Access

Questions Online

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."