Information Seeking T-Shirts

Information. Debriefing.

Information/Too Much Information

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

National Everything Awareness Day

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Press Freedom

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Skeptic Tank.

Letters escape from a caged book.

The intellectual.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.