Influence Jockey Mugs

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Rocking Horse

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Bring me some more power.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Gentlemen Riders

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

First past the post.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"With great power comes great reward."

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Sporting maladies.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

I voted.

Coming to a consensus.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Sporting maladies.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'