Influence Investigator Mugs

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"With great power comes great reward."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"This is not good at all!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

Coming to a consensus.

Fingerprint Show

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

Two men converse secretively

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Quick! Am I the Independent Counsel or the Special Prosecutor?"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"My lobbyists can beat your lobbyists!"

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Tel Aviv Tents

'Dollar'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

Mervyn King