Influence Jockey Prints

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

A day at the transgenic races

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Bring me some more power.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Gentlemen Riders

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

First past the post.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Horse racing puns

"With great power comes great reward."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Sporting maladies.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

Coming to a consensus.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sporting maladies.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."