Inflation Philosopher T-Shirts

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Tempest in a Teapot

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Unconditional Surrender

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

World Economics

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Taming the beast of the free market...

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

House of Cards - Europe.