Currency Philosopher T-Shirts

House of Cards - Europe.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Russia Money Laundering

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Tempest in a Teapot

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Economic Downturns

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Money is life's report card."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Money god

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

That might not work, EU...

Accountant Manqué

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

World Economics

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.