Infidelity Revelation Prints

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'I've made a terrible mistake, Brian - The girls at work said he was great in bed, but he's just as useless as you!'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

Trilby - 'Confession

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Right, how can I help you?'

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Your husband is fooling around."

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

'The first wives club'

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

'No, Keith. It isn't just the same as me bringing Teddy to bed!'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

"So you think I should just ignore it?"

Another Case of Domestic Violins.

"Please Mr. Ainsworth - He may talk!"

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

'It's our wedding anniversary today, Pete, I bet my husband forgets all about it, again.'

Emotional Strongman

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

"How was my internet date? Put it this way, I went online hoping for broadband; I got dial-up."