Infidelity Revelation Mugs

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'I've made a terrible mistake, Brian - The girls at work said he was great in bed, but he's just as useless as you!'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Trilby - 'Confession

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Right, how can I help you?'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"Your husband is fooling around."

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

Mort, you haven't dealt with your anger over Sadie's infidelity. Tell her how you feel. Okay. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. You're a harlot and a tramp. Whatever. Mort, get some heart into it. Use your bullhorn. Harlot!!! Jerk!!! Good, feel the bitter recrimination.

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

'The first wives club'

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

'No, Keith. It isn't just the same as me bringing Teddy to bed!'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"So you think I should just ignore it?"

'It's our wedding anniversary today, Pete, I bet my husband forgets all about it, again.'

Emotional Strongman

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

Another Case of Domestic Violins.