Infidelity Discovery Prints

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

'Right, how can I help you?'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"Your husband is fooling around."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

'The first wives club'

"So you think I should just ignore it?"

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'No, Keith. It isn't just the same as me bringing Teddy to bed!'

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

'It's our wedding anniversary today, Pete, I bet my husband forgets all about it, again.'

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

"The wife is out 3 evenings a week with her driving instructor. I wouldn't mind but she passed her test in 1983!"

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

"Please Mr. Ainsworth - He may talk!"

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