Infidelity Explorer Prints

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"How come you always take an instant dislike to any new friends I meet?!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'