Infection Hunter T-Shirts

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Frontline health workers

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Questions Online

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Mind Island

Ward Cleaning.

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

New Cuban vaccine project

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

Trump in Washington

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

'We're in luck. The new virus is highly contagious...and so is the antibody.'

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

"There's a rumor that someone in the company is spreading a virus."

Communicable Diseases Unit Office Party