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'Poo, I say to global warming! Poo! Poo!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"National security adviser"

Changing Minds

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'We're out of duct tape.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Big oil.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Where Are They Now?

These remarks are completely off the record

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"