Industry Challenger T-Shirts

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Fight on the top

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

Workers' Rights

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'