Industrialist With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'In other news, we've petitioned for inclusion on the endangered species list.'

Winter Weather.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Trump to Build Wall

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Pork Lift

Food Chain Gang

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"What we need is a union."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs