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'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Route 666

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"I've solved our chip shortage."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre