Industrial Vehicle Aficionado Mugs

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"What old school? This is my life."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Mohammad's motors

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Smile

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"I've solved our chip shortage."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."