Industrial Trends T-Shirts

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Crap from the future.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Made in China

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."