Industrial Trends Mugs

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Made in China

A Macaroni in 1772

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Keeping warm.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'