Industrial Relation Expert Gifts

"At the moment I'm waiting for the unions' wage demand...oh, there it is!"

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Pandora's boxes

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Wildcats Strike.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

Conflict resolution.

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"I paid the union dues for decades but my boss always treated me fair and with respect! I'm going to sue the company for damages!"

Pollution and money

Environmental danger.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Lunch break.

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

'They are worried about the economy.'

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

Time - Life Inc: 'Bad news, sir! Our operators standing-by are on sit-down strike!'

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"

Meaningful Negotiations?

"Just tell us! Do you or do you not specialise in resolving industrial disputes?"

"And this is where the magic happens."

'Oh, come on, Moretti, try to see things from my point of view,'

Nuclear Power Station