Industrial Operations Admirer Pillows

Oil tanker and refinery.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Claus 2.0

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Mensa Does Improv

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Proposal

Football

Life and Death

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'