Industrial Musician Gifts

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Idle parts

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

The band.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Industrial Beautification van

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Melba Liston

Jaco Pastorius.

I love Clarinet

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

"There's no denying the profound impact all of this has on the course of human life, but let's not forget one thing. It's still love that makes the world go round."

Tunicorn.

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

Gang of Musicians

Sousaphone Player