Industrial Musician T-Shirts

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Idle parts

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

The band.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Industrial Beautification van

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

I love Clarinet

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Gang of Musicians

"There's no denying the profound impact all of this has on the course of human life, but let's not forget one thing. It's still love that makes the world go round."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Sousaphone Player

'I play heavy metal.'

Tunicorn.

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628