Indulgence Resister Mugs

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Wine not?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Dieting is for losers.

Greedy child

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"