Indulgence Seeker Mugs

"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."

'You bought yourself a new cell phone, so it was only fair that I bought myself something. There's only one small difference...the cost.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Whipped cream?'

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

Greedy child

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"Vegetables may be good for my body, but my soul craves chocolate."

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.