Indulgence Resister Gifts

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Any time is cake o'clock

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Wine not?"

Robert Morley

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

Greedy child