Indoor Tanning Prints

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

Rowing machine on a river.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The tanning channel.

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Hydroponic Gardening

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'