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"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Good News about winter

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cats on Board.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Indoor Football

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"It takes him forever to finish."

The Insiders

In the houseplant cemetery.

Fish Food

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Persian

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Lockdown phototropism

"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

Cello player has an audience of cats.

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Alternative lifestyle."

The not-so-living wall