Indoor Cats Pillows

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Good News about winter

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cats on Board.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Indoor Football

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Fish Food

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

In the houseplant cemetery.

The Insiders

"It takes him forever to finish."

Persian

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Lockdown phototropism

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

The not-so-living wall

"Alternative lifestyle."

'I hate rainy days!'