Indoor Plants Pillows

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

Dead House Plant

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

Lockdown phototropism

Tree has taken root in the house.

Bonsai Trees

"Are you in there, Sonia?"

Bonsai Loggers

Watering Plans

'I thought she'd never shut up!'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

'Oh no! Someone has let the dog in!'

'Ms. Sheskin, would you please check the yellow pages and get a gardener in here!'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Green tea

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

In the houseplant cemetery.

The Fireside Jungle: Over watering is a main cause of plant failure.

The Fireside Jungle: See that your pets are well protected before using chemical sprays.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'Honey, you got the wrong kind of air plant.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

"I'm sorry we only sell real plants."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Erwin's love for computer software is only matched by his love for nature."

House Plant Party

'I think we'd better turn Graham's desk around - he's starting to grow towards the light.'

The not-so-living wall

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"