Indifferent Philosopher T-Shirts

'Actually, sex just isnt that important to me.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Nonsense Poem

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"How the hell are you?"

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

"Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them with an axe."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"The end is near."

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."